farticles

(n)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)
"Nena blew farticles all over my pillow and that's how I got pink eye!"
by DrugDealer14 October 25, 2011
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farticled

Past Tense Verb:
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.

B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!

B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
by Clean, well shaven man May 27, 2008
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Farticles

The production and smell of "poo particles"by ones fart released into the air.
As I walked into the elevator my sense of smell was ruined by stale farticles
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farticle

microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric
How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?
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Farticles are the actual particles particles that the olfactory cortex perceives in the event of a fart fart.

When Tina farted on me, I was bombarded with stinky farticles.
by Epsom Salt March 08, 2009
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farticle

A particulate entity, usually airborne, which has taken on an odor resembling a recent flatulent release.
Although it was several minutes since he had cut the cheese, the farticles remained in circulation for some time, making the room uninhabitable.
by Johnny Law 17 January 16, 2009
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Farticle

What farts are made of...
Tiny fart particles called Particles...
Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.

Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull

When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
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