falafel

A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.

"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."

by JP Sun September 24, 2008

Falafel

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

falafel

lady parts, namely the clitoris

he seasoned my falafel with his man sauce this evening

by Ameskie January 5, 2010

falafel

when somebody shits inbetween a girls breasts and rubs them together.

that falafel that i had last night was good.

by Krunk September 28, 2005

falafel

A large pack of teenagers usually being very obnoxious and disruptive

Our falafel got kicked out of McDonald's on Thursday for being loud and annoying.

by yoyoyiggidy April 6, 2008

falafel

an adjective describing something absolutely amazing, cool, nifty, zingy. it's the new "sweet".

That's so falafel! or Her face is so not falafel.

by Mallory Moretti June 3, 2006

Falafel

When you laugh so hard you fart.

PMSL Oh geez, I just falafeled something shocking! Phew! (waves fart away)

by DayleSnail February 13, 2009