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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B.A.F.W.O.T., pronounced Bof-Wot, is an acronym for Big Ass Fucking Waste Of Time. Used to denote anything that one can consider a waste of time. For example:
I'm not going to try and find that needle in the haystack. It's not only cliche, it's a B.A.F.W.O.T.

You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.

Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.

World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.

MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.
by AttackoftheRoland January 23, 2014
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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G.O.F.A.W.

He likes care bears!?!?!?!?!?! He needs a G.O.F.A.W., posse up guys!
by shiesty February 9, 2003
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W.A.F.O.S.

White artist from outta state.

In 2000-2001 a group of (primarily caucasion) brooklyn natives came up with this term to categorize the group of people who seemed to be moving in to all of their neighborhoods. Far from a derogatory term, it was actually just a more descriptive way to refer to this demographic than the alternative "hipster" or "emo-kid". The natives in fact encouraged one another to "embrace the wafe", as a means accepting the inevitable changes brought on by gentrification.
"Some of my best friends are w.a.f.o.s."

Or

"dude was really wafing it out"
by kool kear July 3, 2007
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W.O.T.F

Which of the following
I was making flashcards for my Biology exam and I got a hand cramp writing out the whole question so instead I use "W.O.T.F is characteristic of all vertebrates?"
by CassieAinsworth2 June 3, 2010
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J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
by LittleT March 19, 2012
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