unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

farthenhickle

Youtuber Brandon Farris's favorite word. He said it wasn't a word, but it's in the Urban Dictionary so now it is.

P1: Hey, what's your favorite word Brandon?
Brandon Farris: Farthenhickle, don't look it up, it's not a word.

by Hawyeedooder August 4, 2019

Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"

by lasersheep December 30, 2013

fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").

I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!

by maitxa June 12, 2005

Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.

Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016