evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017

Ejaporate

When one ejaculates and is too lazy to clean it up, so they let the semen “evaporate.”

“Man I’m so horny but so tired from work I think I’m just gonna ejaporate tonight.”

by Sleepitoff September 27, 2019

Ejaporate

Ejaculating and letting it air dry.

After a long night of nut busting I decided I was too tired to clean it up and let it ejaporate.

by HailsWeav September 28, 2019

exaportaed

You used this word because you forgot how to spell evaporated. It means "evaporated," but more strongly. Imagine like pouring a glass of water on the sun, it gets exaportaed.

I exaportaed that kid in fortnite.

by CursedAtom December 28, 2023

evaporate

The slang term for "disappear"

Many parents worry that COVID-19 causes children's ability to limit their own screen time to suddenly 'evaporate', making them more prone to the negative effects of excessive screen time.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 7, 2020

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 17, 2025