close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

eyenstones

Pronounced "ein-stones", they are the rhinestones that people attach to their eyelids for a dramatic or "stage" or tacky effect.

Phaedra wore eyenstones at her baby shower!

by AMarie0908 November 2, 2010

emerson barrett

The beautiful drummer of Palaye Royale, insanely talented artist and Hat enthusiast

Is that an Emerson Barrett piece , Nah that's just inspired by him

by PayPal Royale July 19, 2018

Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

When someone says something disgusting

Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

by alurria May 30, 2020

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017