expired__m1lk

Literally one of the sweetest, kindest, amazing, swagest ppl I’ve ever met 🤩 he deserves sm more then they have low key deserves the world if you ask me 🙄 honestly we shouldn’t even be allowed to breath their air.

Who should be the ruler of the world and why?

Deez nutz jk it should be expired__m1lk

Why?
Bc he’s cool.

by YouMomIsHotWhatHerNumber July 9, 2021

expired water

Vodka in a water bottle.

"This water tastes alittle expired"

"I love expired water"

by Brent Hochstatter September 30, 2006

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010

expired pineapple

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

speak right you expired pineapple

by whatpeoplecallme May 25, 2021

expired.lollipop.fanpage

A person on TikTok who is most famously known for making videos on TikTok calling out a animation channel called Rocky Rakoon he is also probably the most popular Monument Mythos fans on TikTok

expired.lollipop.fanpage is a username for a person on TikTok

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 26, 2022

Expired Coupon

When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

by Senor Bunluv February 4, 2023