expired__m1lk 

Literally one of the sweetest, kindest, amazing, swagest ppl I’ve ever met 🤩 he deserves sm more then they have low key deserves the world if you ask me 🙄 honestly we shouldn’t even be allowed to breath their air.

Who should be the ruler of the world and why?

Deez nutz jk it should be expired__m1lk

Why?
Bc he’s cool.

expired__m1lk by YouMomIsHotWhatHerNumber July 9, 2021

expired water 

Vodka in a water bottle.

"This water tastes alittle expired"

"I love expired water"

expired water by Brent Hochstatter September 30, 2006

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

Expired MILF by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008

expired ham cannon 

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

expired ham cannon by edward worley? March 27, 2010

expired pineapple 

a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you

speak right you expired pineapple

expired pineapple by whatpeoplecallme May 25, 2021

expired.lollipop.fanpage 

A person on TikTok who is most famously known for making videos on TikTok calling out a animation channel called Rocky Rakoon he is also probably the most popular Monument Mythos fans on TikTok

expired.lollipop.fanpage is a username for a person on TikTok

expired.lollipop.fanpage by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 26, 2022

Expired Coupon 

When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

Expired Coupon by Senor Bunluv February 4, 2023