Exiting Car Crack

When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.

X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/

by gjudd93 June 19, 2010

Exporting Metadata

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

expecting

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018

big exciting

hyper robustness exciting with multiple ammounts of robustness

we had a big exciting today

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

ExistingTM

A man named Dennis who cosplays as a plague doctor and appeals to mask kink havers. His dick looks like a ken doll and his asshole is made up of rainbows. put him in fnaf so he can get rid of his a sexuality and allow him the glory of cumming a fat nut

"Did you see that fat bird dick on that one blog?"
"yeah that was an existingtm"

by I'm coming for you Dennis June 10, 2023

Exciting two man

2 bros get together and find 2 girls who are down to have intercourse. Once started the girls switch between guys throughout

Yo bro I’m tryna run an exciting two man with Brooke and Amanda

by Commonknolage September 26, 2023

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018