stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

by Pinky Star May 28, 2009

exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

by fglaude May 7, 2019

exersted

exhausted from exertion or exhausted from exercise

After about 25 pushups,I'm totally exersted.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

exersleeze

female/male who attends the gym with efforts to seduce

weightlifter 1: check out the in-shape hot chick with the short shorts on the hip abductor machine
weightlifter 2: NAH man, she ain't in-shape, she's just an exersleeze!

by proteinshake88 January 5, 2011

Exershits

The urgent sensation of diarrhea whilst exercising, thus ending your work-out routine.

I just had a severe case of the exershits while I was running the mile!

by ElQuesoDiablo May 18, 2011

exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

by Herzlos March 19, 2008

Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009