"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."
"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."
"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."
by Andrew Tolson April 23, 2006
Get the Excaliburate mug.One of the greatest weapons of the deity named Satou Kazuma, the deity of true gender equality, the king of pantsu thieves, and the holder of the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual: Chunchunmaru.
It is also the smallest weapon that is no longer than 2 inches max.
It is also the smallest weapon that is no longer than 2 inches max.
Person A: Bro! Bro!
Person B: Yes, bro.
Person A: I have an identical sword similar to the our diety, Kazuma, bro!
Person B: What is that, bro?
Person A: The great Excalibur, bro!
Person B: This is why you're still a virgin, bro.
Person B: Yes, bro.
Person A: I have an identical sword similar to the our diety, Kazuma, bro!
Person B: What is that, bro?
Person A: The great Excalibur, bro!
Person B: This is why you're still a virgin, bro.
by Onii-chan Senpai May 29, 2019
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The name of an all powerful sword in soul eater that according to legend is very powerful but in reality he is just a pain in the ass that looks like a peguin that has a top hat and a cane that got its face smashed. He also loves to say FOOL! and is the best charicter ever.
Me: now presenting the pain in the ass excalibur!
Excalibur : FOOL!
me: ( trying not to throw him off of a mountain)
Excalibur : FOOL!
me: ( trying not to throw him off of a mountain)
by I'm a ghost potato February 14, 2017
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Only the true king can wield EXCALIBUR.
Only the true king can wield EXCALIBUR.
by BUKKNASTEAA April 12, 2019
Get the Excalibur mug.A bottle of beer which cannot be opened with bare hands. For those seeking to unlock their booze in the most masculine way possible, this leads to maddening frustration.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried twisting open the booze, but it won't work!
Guy 2: Give it up man -- it's excalibeer.
Guy 2: Give it up man -- it's excalibeer.
by Dr. E July 7, 2008
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"His argument left me so speechless that I couldn't clearly think of a response until I reached the bottom of the stairs. Then, l'esprit de l'escalier came to me."
by hannibalmontanibal April 21, 2014
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Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.
Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.
Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.
Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"
Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"
by showcase June 19, 2008
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