Ewan

Ewan is #1 Daddy

Women:Daddy
Ewan:Yes, Princess

by Alyss Azazel Alyss May 16, 2017

Ewan

He is the most caring and loving man you'll ever meet. He's always there for u in ur ups and downs and will give his best to make u smile. Having him a s your boyfriend will probably be the best decision of your life so better not let him go. He'll make u feel comfortable and make u laugh and become more confident. Basically the best human being u can run into :))

Lol Ur cute af, ewan

by Insecurebeauty05 February 4, 2021

eloan

Amazing guy that you should be friends with I'd you have an eloan around your one lucky person.

Hey do you see that guy
OMG it's an eloan
What a lucky guy

by Jojoz13 March 14, 2018

The Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.

The Ewan
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Dirty Ewan

The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.

Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.

by sexynoncecharlie December 27, 2021

Ewan McGregor

A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting

Ewan McGregor is awesome.

by Lauren March 19, 2004

ewan

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of

shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*

by sn0wflake December 25, 2012