European Union

The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!
The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).
by gremlin February 23, 2005
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European Union

When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.
Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.
by ChargeitUp August 28, 2013
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EUROPEAN UNION

A idea that was once brilliant, which aimed to unite Europe and allow it to stand up to the rest of the world through economic and political cooperation. In pratice an huge ineffective machine where nobody can agree with anyone. Moreover most of the european population either doesn't care or doesn't like it.
But by the way the EU political system makes about 50% of the laws of the countries in the union. The whole european political structure is governed by the "european commission" which is not even elected: what a great lesson of european democracy. Lets look at our problems before we laugh at the US elections. Please!
The pre-Irak war conflit is a perfect example of Europe being unable to speak in a clear and united voice.
by Ronto November 24, 2004
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european union

Now come on guys, only 7 entries to define the Common Market?
The 'union' is purely a business thing in order to sell stuff more easily. If anyone thinks it is anything other than an extension of ronald mcdonald type hegemony then you need to watch a lot more Simpsons, South Park and Steve Bell.
My grandchild has a a portuguese mother, an english father and she was born in france. Eventually the portuguese authorities will give her a passport but this will take up to four months. Meantime she cannot travel and we cannot see her. So where is the 'european union' in that? I have to say that the quicker this charade called 'democracy', with which the rich and powerful dazzle us, is exposed as a money making lie, the better.
by starfish steve March 21, 2007
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European Union Challenge

Successfully bang a person from the opposite sex from each country in the EU.
Bro after fucking that chick from Malta I only have Slovakia and Luxembourg to close out the European Union Challenge.
by McPick_Inc December 25, 2016
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