A muscular european male who performs felatio upon the fallus of another equally hairy male whereupon recieving 'man goo' upon his moustache. Eurobears are also renowned for recieving anal intrusion from other men, posing infront of mirors and camaras, and the eating of waffles.
Oh my god this picture of a eurobear is far too gay to look at on my own.
J. did you see that eurobear surfing, he had hair protuding from his wetsuit.
S. Yes i believe he was wearing a beater underneath it.
J. did you see that eurobear surfing, he had hair protuding from his wetsuit.
S. Yes i believe he was wearing a beater underneath it.
by rodgering April 29, 2008
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by J. Kramer March 25, 2005
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