Esteban

A man, whom, even when deceased, can activate the deepest desires of a woman's (or man's) heart. He may be unrecognizable and hideous at first, but once his face is revealed, he becomes a sex symbol whose impact lasts for generations to come.

Woman: Please, can we give Esteban a proper funeral? I never knew him, but he's just too sexy to throw away.
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!

by silverobscurity September 11, 2019

esteban julio ricardo de la rosa montoya ramirez

The name of the bell man in The Tipton hotel on the show Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

Esteban Julio Ricardo De La Rosa Montoya Ramirez carried the luggage of the guests staying at The Tipton, as well as held the door open for Zack and Cody.

by 💖😃 October 9, 2016

Esteban

A dumbass bitch who gets everyone mad and starts shit.

Its always Esteban.

by BeautifulCHicken September 30, 2017

Esteban

The state of being one with the Force.

After much searching, I have finally Esteban-ed.

by Obiwan Kenobi June 16, 2008

Esteban

super hot guy with an amazing bod, loves longs walks on the beach. has a soft spot for sad movies and is often is found tearing up at the end. cutie with a booty. eats mac n cheese weird though

wow, that guy totally looks like an Esteban!

by coolchick6969 February 17, 2015

Dirty Esteban

The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.

Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."

by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017

Esteban Ochocinco

Chad Ochocinco. The most interesting footballer in the world.

You see the game last night?

-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!

by Bengals4Life September 23, 2009