A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
by EpicuteKat November 24, 2010
Get the Esteban mug.A man, whom, even when deceased, can activate the deepest desires of a woman's (or man's) heart. He may be unrecognizable and hideous at first, but once his face is revealed, he becomes a sex symbol whose impact lasts for generations to come.
Woman: Please, can we give Esteban a proper funeral? I never knew him, but he's just too sexy to throw away.
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
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Esteban Julio Ricardo De La Rosa Montoya Ramirez carried the luggage of the guests staying at The Tipton, as well as held the door open for Zack and Cody.
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Get the Esteban mug.The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.
Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."
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