esea (aka E-Sports Entertainment Association) is an online gaming website. You pay 6 dollars per month to use their "high quality boosted 500 fps servers". The most played game on this site is counter-strike.
esea has a lot of crybaby noobs who wine and bitch about bad reg in the server.
esea has a lot of crybaby noobs who wine and bitch about bad reg in the server.
Example 1:
cleve: Hey man, wanna go esea?
SpRi7e: NO THE REGISTRY IS TERRIBLE OMG
5 mins later...
SpRi7e: fuck it lets esea
cleve: lol ok
Example 2:
--> 7 hits to SpRi7Te (64 damage)
--> 2 hits to cleve (13 damage)
--> 8 hits to hydrox (99 damage)
cleve: Hey man, wanna go esea?
SpRi7e: NO THE REGISTRY IS TERRIBLE OMG
5 mins later...
SpRi7e: fuck it lets esea
cleve: lol ok
Example 2:
--> 7 hits to SpRi7Te (64 damage)
--> 2 hits to cleve (13 damage)
--> 8 hits to hydrox (99 damage)
by CCCP*cleve July 21, 2007
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