The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
Get the Party Escort Submission Position mug.The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.
After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.
by Chal Val July 18, 2016
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Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
by george takei October 19, 2009
Get the Escorting the Obama's to the White House mug.Prostitute. For legal reasons, escort is used to desribe the actions and services s/he does for a negotiated price. Usually higher in price than a hooker/street-walker/lady of ill morals.
by SalixRegina August 31, 2005
Get the escort mug.Escort - to guide, to set right; act as a companion or guard.
Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.
Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
Escorts are temporary companions for hire that generally require overhead. This is part of the reason that Escorts charge more than streetwalkers.
Escorts may run ads; need makeup, phones, teeth, and other accessories. Escorts may have web sites and use agencies. Streetwalkers generally do not. All a Streetwalker has to do is step off of the curb.
by SuraScent December 28, 2008
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"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
by yungmelvin June 6, 2017
Get the Kentucky Escort mug.*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
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