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Intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really bad team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by DJ 'Burth December 11, 2008
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samsung intensity

A cell phone with a full keyboard. A decent phone, if only it had more than 20mb of memory and could shoot, send, and recieve VIDEO!
Guy 1: I got the samsung intensity!
Guy 2: Sucks for you, it can't even shoot video!
Guy 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
by YouMayCallMeV December 1, 2010
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Emensity

The mixture between Emphasis and Intensity.
Josh: Bitch stole my cookie....

Collier: No Josh, you have to say it with emensity, like "BITCH STOLE MY COOKIE!!"
by I like shiny waffels December 22, 2008
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consistent intensity

A controlled physical and mental state in order to become successful in any physical activity, especially in working out.
With consistent intensity in your workouts, you can avoid getting liposuction in the future.
by verticalsmile December 21, 2010
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intensity in ten cities

used to define a band that totally wails. they go on tours and put on great shows. everyone loves to get out and mosh the their songs.
Dude! Your band rocks! Your the bomb! Intensity in ten cities!
by looip0 March 7, 2010
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Relationship Intensity

The degree of emotional strength that exists between two people. Relationship Intensity (RI) equals Relationship Level (RL) multiplied by Progression Time (PT), for each level, multiplied by Total Time Invested (TI).
RI = (RL x PT) x TI
Relationship Intensity for someone in a Facebook confirmed relationship for 30 days would be 9000.
RI = (10 x 30) x 30 = 9000
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
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intensity dancers studio

An amazing dance studio that loves and helps kids pursuit there love of dance. They love their students and cherish everyone moment with their kids. The dancers are like their children it is many’s second home. Jen, Marissa, Garret, Maria, Jessica and all the other teaches make it a loving place to dance. They are also a very good competitive team!
Girl: What studio do you go to?
Me: Intensity Dancers Studio
Girl: OMG your so lucky they are so good!
by brisofi_ November 5, 2019
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