california eggroll

The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.

Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.

by TheGrayBush July 1, 2011

Eggroller

Insulting name for an Asian.

You have some chink ass eyes Eggroller

by Not an Eggroller August 25, 2010

eat an eggroll

when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.

dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll

by Mr.Unknown May 6, 2004

Eating the Eggroll

When you either suck an asians penis or you eat out an asian girl

Joe I was totally eating the eggroll last night, it was like heaven.

by Black sex panther May 11, 2009

eggroll

The part of the male body that resides between the legs.

Also, a nice Chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.

My eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they're like
it's better than yours
Damn right
it's better than yours

by Qiao Beauty (^_~) March 5, 2004

Omega Eggroll

The biggest eggroll in the universe

OMG you have an OMEGA EGGROLL LOOKING FACE

by Jakube Goora (DESTROYER OF UNI January 5, 2020

Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

by Devin the pedophile May 2, 2017