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LSD Dream Emulator

A Japan-only PlayStation game based of a dream journal kept by one of the game's creators. This is one of the strangest games ever made.
Person 1: What are you playing?
Person 2: LSD Dream Emulator
Person 2: WTF IS THAT A GIANT BABY FACE?!!!!
by ACPascal September 7, 2013
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american education system/schools

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016
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The Education System

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.
The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.
by failüre November 2, 2018
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NA Education

Often used by persons when they have a brain fart(saying something dumb) and blames it on their poor North American Education.
Marsha: Hey what's 100-58?
John: 52.

Peter: I'm sure it's 42 man.

John: Sorry I got that NA education.
by Quzure July 26, 2018
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Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
by buffalo ny March 6, 2010
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Ejac-elation

The instantaneous and short-lived feeling of unbridled joy which accompanies ejaculation.
Guy 1: Mate you look delighted, what's the good news?
Guy 2: It won't last bro, ejac-elation is short but oh so sweet.
Guy 1: Dude, too much info.
by Freshpot October 15, 2011
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elationship

This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).
A: Jasmine and I have a great elationship, dude.

B: Um, she lives in Vietnam, dude.

A: I know, but she writes very flirty e-mails. And her myspace is totally hott.
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