empshire

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull

guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

Emps Victory

An Emps Victory is defined as a victory in the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k, exclusively through capturing objective points.

"Bro, in my game against Greg he won but only because he won an Emps Victory, My army hadn't even lost a quarter of its starting points."

by CarltheCarnifex February 7, 2022

Empussified

being pussy-whipped, unmanly, or otherwise, emasculated.

"ever since he met Veronica, Jack has been completely empussified."

by Bulldog-Johnnie October 12, 2004

Empyre

Kingpin Drug Dealer out of SW Bakersfield CA from the notorious TDF crew.

yo man, you hear about Empyres new dodi?"

by illwill1 October 3, 2009

emps

The onlyone who love psy music and fuck blondes and smoke israweed.

All the sexy girls looking for emps guy .

by Karol August 10, 2006

Emphysemen

When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.

*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"

by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020

Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

by Father of jazz March 29, 2021