Emptious

Full of empty spaces; empty; void

1) My quarry on Tekkit is very emptious.
2) The emptious room felt soulless and dull.
3) Space, the final frontier, seems emptious, but is filled with many entities like stars, planets, and asteroids.

by Kubero October 7, 2012

Emarrious

A fucking dumbass fuckboy who can't stop talking to thots.

Emarrious is a fucking thot.

by Real38Baby October 10, 2017

Egorious

An expulsion of fecal matter through the rectal cavity, the makeup of such discharge being some variation of caviar oddments, this extrication taking place while residing within the landlocked regions of Europe, notably countries with draconian border restrictions, and enforcement.

"After that crazy party last night, I took a massive egorious in the restroom."

by Polly User December 28, 2020

glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs

Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"

by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 24, 2018

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007