Emotypo

Accidental and often grossly inappropriate mistyping of a left bracket instead of a right bracket when expressing a feeling of sadness and instead displaying joy.

The opposite can also apply, where instead of the intended joy, you express despair, sadness and woe!

Emotypo #1

Jane : I'm so upset, first my boyfriend left me, then my house got repossessed, and today my cat got run over by a lawnmower!

John : :)

Emotypo #2

Alvin : Hey Julie, I just got tickets for a weekend in Venice!

Julie : Really? :(

by LostJimmy May 22, 2009

Emory

Emory is an amazing partner. Funny athletic and some how always grabs your attention. He will always be by your side through serious situations. He will always know how to put a smile on your face. He also seems mysterious and doesn't really let you in. However he makes an amazing boyfriend. He thinks the world of his partner and would do anything for them.

That emory knows how to make me feel better.
Why does Emory grab my attention?

by Emory name December 24, 2018

The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019

Little Emory

Also known as Oxford College of Emory University.

A two year school located on Emory's original campus. After graduating, students continue on as juniors at Emory's main campus.

People actually smile at you at Little Emory. Maybe it's because they have higher IQ's.

by sciurus June 11, 2004

emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

Emoty

Emoty is the empty feeling without a certain person present.

Sergeant Crainum has an emoty look today because his girlfriend left his lamebot ass for Elupe.

by Trickglock November 12, 2019

Emory Sluts

A species of Atlanta slut that frequents Moe's and Joe's on Tuesday nights. Often found coked up on Daddy's dime, sprawled out on the floor of a bathroom getting date raped by a pre-law frat boy. Expect to see fake bake and pearls.

A classier counterpart to FSU's Potbellie's slut.

Hey Emory sluts! Would you like a pearl necklace to go with your pearl necklace?

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 18, 2007