A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.
What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the emotional support animalmug. a member of a fraternity that is near and dear to your heart. usually said by a teenage girl regarding an older guy. even though they’re too old for you and kind of ugly and annoying, you can’t help but fall in love. also written as the acronym ESFB.
girl 1: we need somebody to buy us alc
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town
by whore_ass_bitch January 7, 2022
Get the emotional support frat boymug. Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023
Get the Emotional Support Baseballmug. A guy who likes you but you don’t like him. He’s usually a shoulder to lean on when one is feeling weak and needs a bit of an ego boost.
He said that once she got a boyfriend, she stopped speaking to him. I didn’t have to the heart to tell him he is her emotional support guy
by anonymous June 18, 2025
Get the emotional support guymug. by Shane Fathwell May 30, 2022
Get the Emotional Supportmug. When someone in a relationship, continually talks to, or hangs out with someone to get all of the things they are missing in their unfullfilling relationship. This may sometimes lead to sex but instead of adultery, should be considered bestiality.
After a weekend with her bf, she spends the next 5 days with her emotional support animal, to get her self-esteem built back up.
by TaoofCee January 28, 2024
Get the Emotional Support Animalmug. When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off
Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.
by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025
Get the Emotional support spitmug.