emologist

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.

Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.

by Bryant September 15, 2004

emological

Emotionally logical, i.e. having a sense of coherence and reasonableness in one's emotions, expressions of emotion, or emotional processes.

I am trying my best to deal with my boyfriend's temper tantrums in an emological manner, but he nearly drives me up the wall.

by theking0fhearts October 13, 2006

Empology

Saying "I'm sorry" for something that isn't your fault, as a way to show empathy. This word is a portmanteau of "empathy" and "apology."

"So my dog died last week..."
"Oh wow, I'm really sorry!"
"It's not your fault!"
"I know, that was an empology."

by Ingulit December 13, 2013

emological

Something that would otherwise be considered illogical to non-emo people is logical in the "emo" sense. e.g, cutting your wrists.

Man, that kid was being totally emological when he traded his XBOX for a record player.

by Tim Sath June 11, 2006

evology

The study of evolution in a biological context. Used by people who don't understanding the definations of the words evolution or biology.

All scientists who study evology say that intelligent design can't be proved.

by Ethanator September 1, 2008

INTERNET ECOLOGY

Using the internet in an Eco-friendly manner, working online, Doing online activities without causing any damage to the environment or to any living being (Aspect of Sustainability).

This report makes a link between ecology and network and puts
forward the concept of "Internet ecology"

by Choshini August 23, 2017

eology

The study of logic 2, which is the second version of logic.
not to be confused with the word eulogy.

Elon musk owns all 32 of our planets, according to eology

by TAKM May 22, 2019