Emoho

you are a hoe emotionally by loving thotties not in the flesh but in actual love with emotions not lust but trust

"Yo i rejected a girl that was thirsty for my dick so i just did a emoho move where i loved her with my emotions instead of my dick"

by Glauber big June 3, 2019

Emohypebeast

When someone is emo on the inside but a hypebeast on the outside

Dude Tom what happened to you?!
I’m an Emohypebeast now

by Guesta56 April 19, 2019

Emohomosaurus

emo-homo-saurus

a emotional homosexual dinosaur - rare to see back in BC

what's up with your face emohomosaurus!

by melvin b July 20, 2007

emohopolopagus

An Emo Bunny that can transform into a Human. After they commit suiside they become a bunny again.
Can also be a Kangaroo or any other hopping animal.
Usually kills self when wanted.

*emohopolopagus turns in to HAWT emo guy*
Ashlee Simpson: Hes HAWT
*Emo guy kills him self*
Ashlee Simpson: Damn I would've killed Pete for him.

by Mibby Mibby June 24, 2008

emohawk

A crappy hairstyle made popular by mall punk and/or emo band members.

The hairstyle is achieved by gelling your shaggy hair into a spiky ridge down the middle of your head. This differs from the mohawk because the sides of the head are not shaved.

Usually sported by trendy people trying to be different and tools.

That Good Charlotte singer has a very fetching emohawk.

I saw some tool with an emohawk down at the sushi place trying to impress some sorority whore with his dark intellect yesterday. I almost upchucked my Vegas roll.

by animamea December 26, 2005

emohawk

Teh gay.

"You're so gay if you were anymore gayer you'd be an emohawk."

by jacknjilloff October 7, 2003

emohud

the covering of a small faggoty penis.

max: chris, you are very gay
chris: yes, i have an emohud
majella: those are your sisters pants!
katie: i am gay too!! yay

by your mom July 29, 2004