An obese drug addict that had an unusually fat ass considering he liked to gyrate his hips a lot. He stole rock from all of the little afro-babies. He's also known for covering The Beatles songs by shoving a microphone in his shit box after he ate a bunch of Mexican food, he'd then hover over the mixer and hit 'record' while the original song was playing in the background. His on-stage attire can be best described as that of a faggot Bruce Lee jumpsuit with sparkly tigers on it. There's also a misconception regarding the oversized. gold-plated rims on his glasses. They were not intended to be a fashion statement, they were simply in proportion to the massive frames constructed to house his fat-fuck head. He died on the crapper while taking a massive shit that was a mixture of barbiturates, booze and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
There's also another obese musician that shares the same forename, Elvis Costello. Though he hasn't died on the shitter.
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Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"
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It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
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