euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."

by apatheus November 11, 2013

eupholia

1. pleasant flower

2. anything good or positive

3. a pleasant sounding (vocally) person

eu- Greek: good, well, normal; happy, pleasing; used as a prefix

foli (or pholia)-Latin: leaf, flowering plant

Her singing was really eupholia, almost better than Beyonce.

by Ailohpue February 3, 2010

Elphaba

Little-known name of the Wicked Witch of the West. Given by Gregory Maguire (author of the novel "Wicked"), named after the intials of L. Frank Baum, author of "The Wondeful Wizard of Oz". (L-F-B, El-Pha-Ba). Originally played by Margaret Hamilton in the 1939 movie, The Wizard of Oz and Idina Menzel in the 2003 Broadway musical Wicked.

Elphaba is a complex and misunderstood character

by wicked fanatic September 21, 2005

euphorian

A high conscious person who will always be happy.

That person is a euphorian.

by The Shaman April 2, 2015

Elkhorn South High School

A school where the administration illegally searches their students and does everything in their power to make certain students school life miserable.

“Lmfao you go to Elkhorn South High School?” “Yeah Kalvoda harasses and searches me for no reason.”

by tittyfucker420 May 12, 2020

euphonium

n. a large 3- or 4-valved brass instrument resembling a small tuba; it is similar to the baritone horn but, while the baritone has a cylindrical (straight) bore, the euphonium has a conical (grows larger as it progresses towards the bell) bore, warming up the sound

The euphonium has a dark, rich sound--except when too much garbage has been dropped down the bell.

by Civil Twilight 646 July 21, 2003

Euphoria

Euphoria is an intense feeling of happiness like cloud 9,but also BTS' new theme

Girl : I'm feeling so happy right now that i could explode
Man: That's Euphoria

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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*

by Yoominstan May 31, 2018