Allendale

A VERY small town in South Carolina where all the people do is run their mouths and have to shoot people because they don’t know what fighting is. All these bitches do is be in drama and all these niggas do is sell drugs and carry money that possibly don’t belong to them and also guns. 😩

Child: mommy can we go visit family in Allendale?

Parent: hell no fuck them fake ass folks!

by DATCRAZYbitch.com August 31, 2021

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023