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Eldridgeism

Self Obsessed, morally corrupt,alien worshipping, psychotics who cannot function without drama. This also includes having a heightened sense of smell,sight,and hearing gifted to you by your alien gods.
After hanging out at courtney's for so long I noticed I caught the eldridgeism and started to complain about everything.

Dude you're acting like an asshole, you must be studying eldridgeism.

Stop opening your legs you eldridgizer.
by Cohorts October 25, 2009
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Eldridged

The act of misspelling a word, or typing like shit.
"Fuck, I Eldridged again!"
by DrunkenMeatGriller November 16, 2019
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Harrison Eldridge

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Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"

"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"

"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
by "surfboard" November 13, 2019
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Eldridge

An adjective most commonly used to describe someone short, fat, ugly, and unatheletic.
Yeah it’s gross how Eldridge he is

He has a good personality but he’s just too Eldridge

Eww don’t talk to me you are so Eldridge
by Real jit June 1, 2022
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Eldridge

Badass mofo from Dallas who can dig that shit quick son.
That mf Eldridge can dig bro
by YungGirth August 22, 2024
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jacklyn eldridge

A beautiful girl who doesn't know she is beautiful. Self confident most of the time. Has amazing friends and is caring and a loyal friend.
Man I wish I had Jacklyn Eldridge as a friend!
by Jackje June 12, 2016
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caprice eldridge

Any girl named Caprice Eldridge is usually a young beautiful girl with a perfect body. She usually has every guys attension. She's so hot that even guys with boyfriends check her out. This girl has a sexy ass and loves to have fun. She only dates guys named, Brad, Chris, and John. Her eyes are a pretty baby blue and there to keep your eyes off of
Do you know that new girl named Caprice Eldridge? She's defiantly the hottest girl at our school.
by Dope nig aa February 10, 2017
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