4 definitions by "surfboard"
Anal Day. The day Isabella and Sammi were forever scarred after Sammi once again forgot her house keys. The girls attempted to climb over a 7ft picket fence with spikes on the top. Isabella was analled and Sammi ripped a hole in her shorts, fell backwards of the fence and nearly amputated her leg. This day will forever be remembered as Anal day.
by "surfboard" June 18, 2020
Meme lord
Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
by "surfboard" November 13, 2019
by "surfboard" November 12, 2019