Elftor

A small anarchistic gnome who is under the impression he is an elf. Elftor's adventures are the stuff of legend. He pimps, drinks, smokes and kills his way up the ladder of fame with his politically incorrect comics.

He has various friends, including Cheesetor, R2D2, and Cheesemonkey. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor, a token black man who steals watermelons and imbibes crack cocaine.

Many comics involve killing, drugs, sex, pimping and habitation inside a large mans arse. As such Elftor is not recommended for children, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.

At one stage Elftor met Osama Bin Laden and educated him in the art of pimping hos. They then used some recreational drugs (cocaine, heroin, etc) and shot some people with an M16. Elftor then forced some colored people to pick his cotton, while raping several babies.

by phx April 8, 2004

enfattocalvened-XL

An object that has become fat (enfatto) and bald (calvened) big time (-XL).

"Yo my girls ass be enfattocalvened-XL!"
"Damn bro you lucky AF"

by Hazelpy August 9, 2020

Piss-elated

The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.

After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!

by mermaid_face May 28, 2013

elationship

an online relationship, not unlike, but often longer lasting and deeper than a flirtationship

even though it's just online, his girlfriend was jealous that he's been having an elationship with another girl for years.

by a. nony moose January 22, 2009

elftor

Comic about an insane elf. He kills people, rapes little girls, smokes weed, etc. Makes odd political comments and twists major issues to the point of ridicule, and beyond. Features a slice of talking cheese. One of the only good webcomics.

Jesus was a rat and a snail!

by Somebdoy November 25, 2003

elfatih

is a guy who is a loyal friend , he is very athletic and funny and tall

yo this guy is so athletic, whats his name!?

he is elfatih

by m12xe October 11, 2022

elmatjr

Quite possibly the best looking person ever.

Not currently known if he is real or just an urban legend.

It is said a single glance at elmatjr will leave the viewer stunned for up to 3 weeks.

Wow did you hear about hopper1234, he looked at elmatjr and was stunned for 2 weeks

by OinkyBloinky May 25, 2009