emo elastic

A rubber band used by recovering cutters to create simillar pain to what they are used to.

You're gonna stop cutting now?
Yeah, I'm gonna use an emo elastic to help.

by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006

Elasto Mania

Quite possibly the most addictive PC game ever created. Mostly played by people in Scandinavia, but it has a worldwide audience.

Guy: Hey why is it that so many Finns play Elasto Mania?
Me: What else is there to do there...

by ZensuR October 9, 2006

elasticate

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

Elastapussy

When the pussy is so extreme that it can grip on any man’s cock with intense tightness

“Damn nigga that pussy extreme!” “ Fuck! you never had no elastapussy before?”

by Poopsnitch69 February 4, 2023

Elastic Pipeline

When a male dumps into a condom and then freezes it. then uses it as a dildo on a female.

baby, lets take the elastic pipeline out of the freezer and use it.

by Johnathon Degrace June 19, 2009