dirty egon

It's just a regular Egon. Egon is always dirty.

"Damn, that's a dirty Egon."
"So, just Egon?"
"Exactly."

by JeSuisNerd January 10, 2019

egonanism

A contraction of ego and onanism. The act of self gratifying one's ego.

David reposted his old poetry and then posted about his reposting it. He's just indulging in egonanism.

by Angatkuq March 12, 2011

Egonaut

An Egonaut is someone, who spends a great deal of the time contemplating existential questions and the overall order of things. En Egonaut is a reflective thinker.

Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.

I am constantly asking the question "why"?.

It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.

by Egonaut July 12, 2009

Egonovism

The term “Egonovism” comes from the latin “ego,” meaning self, and “novo” to make new, rewrite, or invent. An Egonovist is an individual who develops his or her own personal religions system and borrows ideas from established religions that they’re familiar with. Many Egonovists self-identify as being members of other religions.

A person who calls himself Christian but hasn't studied the Bible, isn't familiar with Biblical law, and just has his or her own sense of God and right and wrong is an Egonovist and is practicing Egonovism.

by Zadoc September 2, 2010

egonomics

1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.

It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire

by Silly Dad August 12, 2003

Egonga

To be wacky, zany or insane in your humour.

"I like to decapitate carrots with a breadstick!"
"Man, you're Egonga!"

by Rorije April 25, 2004

egone thot

The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....

Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll

by begone-clot September 11, 2018