Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham

When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.

I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.

by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019

Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."

*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

by DameonDice September 18, 2012

poaching eggs

When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.

Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.

by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018

Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

by The_Administrator January 14, 2011

eggs Tyrone

A hot breakfast dish created in Southern California, consisting of cheese and eggs. A specialty of chef Tyrone, hence the name eggs Tyrone. Chef Tyrone guest stars in an episode of Workaholics and, unbeknownst to the gang, prepares the dish for them the morning after a huge party, popularizing it among fans of the show. The gang kicks Tyrone out and he calls them "cold blooded," citing that they "change overnight."

"Now I KNOW your bellies are ready for some of this eggs Tyrone! It's off the CHAIN, baby! You ready to fill dem' stomachs with sum' hot cheese n' eggs?" - Tyrone during his guest appearance on Workaholics

by thadefinah July 13, 2012

No one wants those eggs

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.

"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

by Magzillas January 28, 2010

dippy eggs

eggs over easy so you can dip your toast, sausage, bacon, etc. in them. said alot in pittsburgh PA

mom- honey do you want dippy eggs or scrambled eggs?
me- you know i want some dippy eggs!!!

by bighomiematt February 19, 2007