you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017

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eggrilibruim

To balance out the remaining eggs in an egg carton. Thus, creating even weight distribution.

Susan: Tom! You can't leave six eggs on one side of the carton and have nothing on the other side of the carton!
Tom: Why?!?!?
Susan: Because silly! You must acheive eggrilibruim. If you don't the carton will be unbalanced. Which will increase your chances of dropping it.
Tom: Ok...what would increase my chance of dropping you?
Susan: Oh Tom!

by neuro9 October 18, 2008

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Eggrowl

"A semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. While in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. Speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. Can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine."

"Nate was straight Eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!"
"I had to carry Joel out of the bar last night he was so Eggrowl'd he tried to fight someone."
"lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?"

by PRES January 20, 2015

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