Eggnogstic

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.

I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Egnostic

A variation on agnostic, meaning, quite simply, the egg may or may not have come before the chicken.

I'm an egnostic. The chicken might have come first, but there's no proof.

by Zingoleb February 2, 2009

eggnostic

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011

eggtose-intolerant

having an allergy or physical intolerance to eggs

Waitress: "how would you like your eggs?"

Mandy: "Oh none for me thank you, I am eggtose-intolerant!"

by MrsEricHutchinson April 21, 2009

Drowning the Wookie in Eggnog

1) Masturbation

2) Bukake featuring a hirsute receiver.

"Jeez, when I woke up this morning, I never thought I'd round out the night drowning the wookie in eggnog!" said Legolas handing Gimli a new roll of Kleenex.

by satan'sballs December 22, 2010

Eggnog Nigger

A Nigger that steals eggnog and gets multi-kills in Halo: Reach.

That Eggnog Nigger stole my ammo and killed five people with it.

He called me an Eggnog Nigger because it's christmas and I stole his kill.

I can tell he is an Eggnog Nigger because his KDR is ridiculous.

by AndroxTwisted August 12, 2011

Eggnog Abstinence

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.

Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..

by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011