egging

the act of thowing eggs at someones car,house,tree,ect

egging is very common among teens trying to be funny

teen 1 "lets egg this boomers house >:D"
teen 2 "but isnt egging rude?"
teen 1 "shut the fuck up NERD"

by jimmy_mom:D November 12, 2021

Egging

verb: to constantly underperform and not rise to the occasion, wrecking your own chances and those of others

“I am egging it in this golf competition I play in every Sunday.”

by NHalf91 April 10, 2022

Egging

To insert an egg into one’s anus, then on demand “lay” that egg while clucking.

Tom if you keep egging in my house I’m going to insist on you wearing a nappy

by Kabbuzu June 12, 2022

Egging

Egging, a common practice in prisons in which inmates insert 6 eggs (preferably free range) into their anus/rectum. They then squat and try to lay all 6 eggs without them breaking.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard what the inmate in cell 42 did?
Person 2: What, Egging?- Dude everyone’s egging, you must try it!

by anonymous January 16, 2025

Egging

The fictional act of a dominant partner laying eggs into their sub through oviposition. Usually seen in monster fucker media and fanfiction.

Man, I love writing egging fics

by Dusty_dusty September 13, 2025

egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.

Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."

by jules019 December 20, 2020

egging the mailman

code, means to masturbate

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"

by Ryan000 June 24, 2007