Edison

A kind and loving friend who is always kind to everyone and is excellent in everything.
Thank you for being my friend

THANK YOU EDISON

by Davisposisto December 11, 2018

Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄

“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”

by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

by mag February 27, 2005

Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.

It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?

by T Money November 22, 2004

Edian

A nice man, who will do anything to make you smile. He will tolerate whatever just for you. He will never say anything to insult or harm. He can be silent sometimes but that's because he's admiring your beauty, he knows you are pretty and will openly show it no matter the cost. People often joke about his failures but he stands up for himself. He will do the same for anyone who bullies his friend and even if he doesn't know that person, he will do his best to defend them. Edian may not be your type or maybe he is but either way he is a good man, a gentleman, respectful for those he cares for, and an outstanding person with a good personality.

Edian stood up against the bully at school.

by UrbanEddie October 19, 2019

the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011