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Edmonton handshake

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010
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Edona

Edona is a beautiful albanian woman, with light eyes (green, blue, light brown) and dark and long hair. She's good at sports and she's very kind and sweet.

But don't mess with her, she may be sweet but if you break her heart she'll become the most dangerous person you've ever known and destroy your life.
I like Edona.

Edona is so kind.
by Maddieeeegd October 19, 2020
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Elion

Elion is an absolute unit. He has the dong the size of the American economy, pretty fucking large that. Elion also knows how to moonwalk, and he will take Ur girl if she sees him moonwalking. Overall Elion is a man not to be messed with.
Elion gets all the big booty bitches.
by PimpMaster312 June 1, 2020
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Edison

A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive
Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .
by Whynotman February 11, 2018
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Ekion

Acording to greek mithology, Ekion (also spelled Echion) was one of the Argonauts, son of Hermes and Antianeira, daughter of Menoetius, brother of Erytus. Their quest is described in the book Jason and the Argonauts and in the 1963 film with the same name.
Ekion, the son of Hermes, relates how he came to be one of Jason's Argonauts and the adventures they shared in search of the Golden Fleece.
by Greek_Mithology April 28, 2011
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elion

Biggest albanian flexer to step on the world.
He has many people hating on him because he just wins and never loses. He also gets all the hoes that he'd like to have.

Also great taste in music.
Damn, Elion really flexing on us again! Wish i could be like him
by yannick963 June 8, 2018
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Elion

He is a very handsome and nice guy. And if you are friends with Elion you are a lucky guy. He has a great sense of humor and dresses himself always stylish. Elion is smart but doesn't get it.
I want to be loyal as Elion.
by lol#wow#hobbylos September 18, 2019
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