The most amazing person ever inside out. When she walks in she lights up the room. Everyone would be lucky to be her friend. She always has a smile on her face even when life is hard. She has been through alot.There is no words to describe her and what she means to someone. Any guy would be lucky to marry her. She is my angel.
Random girl: hey who are you thinking about asking to the dance
Guy: I thinking about asking Eden, she so fine!!!
Guy: I thinking about asking Eden, she so fine!!!
by Bernieee January 11, 2014
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'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
by redberet October 20, 2018
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Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 13, 2019
Get the eden, nc mug.The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.
"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"
"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."
"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."
by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020
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Also known as HappyT0fu , Tofubee , Wisdom , Churrofeast , Heartshapedlies , SuicideHotline , Etc.
And many more to come! As they make up usernames to either run away from drama, harass people or both.
Their s/o dreamingsinz is no better, but that's a story another day :)
Eden has gotten pissed over people taking inspiration from them ( which makes no sense since ofc kids which most of their fanbase is full of is gonna take inspirations from things but Eden thinks of it as stealing. Their words not mine )
and has hated that people color picked or use color palette some the web ( even tho they have admitted to doing both themselves and copying their ex friend ocs because they wanted the oc back )
Art style theft - they said that they will block anyone that have a similar artstyle to them or copying their style (even tho their tofubee artstyle was just a eefoj rip-off, this sounds stupid to accused them of stealing a artstyle but they have set their rules and we will follow it)
Also known as HappyT0fu , Tofubee , Wisdom , Churrofeast , Heartshapedlies , SuicideHotline , Etc.
And many more to come! As they make up usernames to either run away from drama, harass people or both.
Their s/o dreamingsinz is no better, but that's a story another day :)
Eden has gotten pissed over people taking inspiration from them ( which makes no sense since ofc kids which most of their fanbase is full of is gonna take inspirations from things but Eden thinks of it as stealing. Their words not mine )
and has hated that people color picked or use color palette some the web ( even tho they have admitted to doing both themselves and copying their ex friend ocs because they wanted the oc back )
Art style theft - they said that they will block anyone that have a similar artstyle to them or copying their style (even tho their tofubee artstyle was just a eefoj rip-off, this sounds stupid to accused them of stealing a artstyle but they have set their rules and we will follow it)
Person(1): uh oh, edenzhouse is at it again causing unnecessary drama
Person(2): so a normal Monday?
Person(2): so a normal Monday?
by Cupidxox November 9, 2022
Get the Edenzhouse mug.The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.
Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
by Russlol November 3, 2021
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Is the prettiest person i know. By her hair right down to her heart. She is wise beyond her years. She melts all the boys hearts. I am so thankful to have her in my life.
Is the prettiest person i know. By her hair right down to her heart. She is wise beyond her years. She melts all the boys hearts. I am so thankful to have her in my life.
by Heidbdgdjeb December 25, 2016
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