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Erdophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult experiences exclusive political attraction towards a dictator or quasi sultan in his late thirties. Regardless reasonable arugmentation by his enviroment he always stays loyal to his national father figure following the principle of "Heil mein Führer!".

Even though this subject wasn't discussed scientifically the WhatsApp Group "lyricist lounge" provides more than enough empirical evidence.
Fa**: "Erdogan is MY Führer!"
Da**: What is he talking about?
Ta**:Ah his Erdophilia again!
Se**: brings a slightly provocative rhyme
by Donald G Trump January 16, 2021
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An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.
One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.
by Juan Pablo Menendez May 10, 2006
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One who enjoys emotional music and self mutilation to the point of uncontrollable bleeding.
"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"
"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."
by Tim McKenna May 23, 2006
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An Emo kid who only cuts themselves once...
"Tommy's cutting himself in the bathroom"

"OMG! he's Emophiliac!!!"

"haha... yeah..."
by Bill_The_Whale October 22, 2006
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Someone who suffers from uncontrollable emotional leakage.
I was telling Matt his tight pants and black eyeliner make him look like a fag and he got all depressed on me, what an emophiliac.
by Camel '86 December 28, 2008
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A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE
"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"
by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010
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Being an emophiliac, I have all Emo Philip's CDs and have seen him 4 times in concert.
by Paul Carroll August 6, 2007
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