Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.

Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change

by Danmanzim August 5, 2009

esexual

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.

That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself

by Four Twenty September 24, 2006

Eggsexual

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.

Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”

by Xyliette October 8, 2018

emusexual

Of or pertaining to sexual relations with emus.

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.

by SWP May 6, 2005

Ehsexuality

Being attracted only to Canadians.

Ehsexuality.
"Hey, dude, are you straight, gay or bi?"
"Neither, I'm ehsexual!"

by LupoOfEpicness October 8, 2012

carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor

carsexuality pride!

by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022

exosexual

A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.

Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!

Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!

by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022