welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

evil earf

evil earf isnt straight, he's gay. if earf tells you hes straight its not earf

have you heard earf is straight?
nah, thats evil earf. hero earf is gay.

by Inasmithta October 27, 2021

Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

Google Earf

Google Earf is a misspelling of Google Earth, If you make this mistake in your life, Welcome to earf, Get it?

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Sure! What map/app are you using?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET IT

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

Earfquake

The name of a Tyler the creator song with a flaming hot Playboi carti feature; a play on the word earthquake.

Cause you make my "earfquake", oh, you make my earth quake
Riding around, your love is shakin’ me up and it's making my heart break.

by Bando Bandito May 18, 2019

Earfquake

A song that features Playboi carti and is created by a genius named Tyler, The Creator.

Person 1:
Hey did you listen to Tyler’s new album?

Person 2:
Yeah, what was your favourite song?

Person 1:
Probably Earfquake?

by 0ceanFrank May 18, 2019

earfro

n. Excessive amounts of hair protruding from the ears.

My husband's earfro is so thick, I can barely tongue his ear anymore.

by André Chow December 9, 2008