Scandinavian earplug

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.

Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"

by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010

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earplugs

(pl.) Probably one of the best college accessories you can buy. Once they're in your ears, you're able to focus on your homework/exam/whatever without being distracted by outside noise, be it coughing, sniffling or small talk. Seriously, at least try taking an exam with them in. You can thumbs-up the definition later.

You don't need a study drug. You just need earplugs.

by Turmfalke November 14, 2010

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Musical Earplugs

What you put to listen to your favourite song in your mind when someone is talking to much and you want to block them out. Note: These are not headphones. People can see headphones. This are imaginary. USE WITH CAUTION!

Tori was talking to much so I just put in my Musical Earplugs and nodded along to the music. The funny thing is that she thought I was a agreeing with her; the annoying thing is that this encouraged her to KEEP TALKING!

by CyberIxie February 28, 2010

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Soggy Earplug

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.

"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"

by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

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Bullshit Earplugs

- noun
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.

Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?

by ImmaBBoreDDude July 13, 2010

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Earplugger

An extermely attractive woman who, as soon as she opens her mouth, has a strong and unattractive gutteral, regional accent.

'I couldn't believe my eyes, so immediately rushed over to get in there before the competition only to discover that she was an scouse 'earplugger' and I couldn't understand a fucking word she uttered.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

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