ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Earmuffs

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

earmuffs

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

by Sha June 18, 2003

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008