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Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."
by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017
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Ernest

Someone who may seem quiet and shy at first; but once you get to know them, they're just a totally
different (good different) and fun person to be around. He has great body physique and maintains
a healthy lifestyle. He is true to his words; serious when needed; very loving and very caring; cares more about the welfare of others than of his own; knows when he's wrong and apologize; and will always be the best friend and/or boyfriend you could ever want. He is also an excellent lover.
He bought me flowers out of no where today! What an Ernest!

Be like Ernest, and just apologize for what you did wrong!

My boyfriend is such an Ernest.
by juhnanapie May 12, 2013
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Ernest Khalimov

Gigachad. Higher than God himself
Guy 1: yo, u see Sara limpin yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, she was in a therapy lesson with Ernest khalimov. Must have some pretty strong advice.
by Where’s wall-E? June 28, 2021
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Ernesto

a ninja assassin who uses stealth and speed techniques to evade, outsmart and gain advantage over his opponent.
Be careful! He's an ernesto!
by quickness October 16, 2007
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Ernesto Riley

As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.
Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matthew Davis.
by Faith Walker September 4, 2014
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Ernesto

A sexy latino guy that has a huge penis and is a hit with the ladies.
OMG did you see that sexy guy.... I think his name's Ernesto...damn I heard he has a huge penis...
by Nopeman October 30, 2014
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eavesturbate

v.: to masturbate while eavesdropping on another person or persons having sex. (A fusion of: "eavesdrop", Eng., to listen secretly upon another; and "masturbate", Eng., to pleasure oneself sexually).
I'm pretty sure my creepy roommate eavesturbates on me and Zelda when we're fucking.
by Amos the Puppyfucker July 23, 2010
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