Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.
A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017
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different (good different) and fun person to be around. He has great body physique and maintains
a healthy lifestyle. He is true to his words; serious when needed; very loving and very caring; cares more about the welfare of others than of his own; knows when he's wrong and apologize; and will always be the best friend and/or boyfriend you could ever want. He is also an excellent lover.
different (good different) and fun person to be around. He has great body physique and maintains
a healthy lifestyle. He is true to his words; serious when needed; very loving and very caring; cares more about the welfare of others than of his own; knows when he's wrong and apologize; and will always be the best friend and/or boyfriend you could ever want. He is also an excellent lover.
He bought me flowers out of no where today! What an Ernest!
Be like Ernest, and just apologize for what you did wrong!
My boyfriend is such an Ernest.
Be like Ernest, and just apologize for what you did wrong!
My boyfriend is such an Ernest.
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Guy 2: yeah, she was in a therapy lesson with Ernest khalimov. Must have some pretty strong advice.
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Be careful! He's an ernesto!
by quickness October 16, 2007
Get the Ernesto mug.As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.
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Get the Ernesto mug.v.: to masturbate while eavesdropping on another person or persons having sex. (A fusion of: "eavesdrop", Eng., to listen secretly upon another; and "masturbate", Eng., to pleasure oneself sexually).
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