Eamon is a man who thinks he’s an amazing quirky guy when he’s actually an asshole that you think you could love but really he ruins everything and just hurts you
the Elvis of 2024. he's a tall white boy with the curly brown hair of a bear. he is living mentally in 1920, as the man with the dog. secret man lover. Jk he LOVES women. curvy. Both him and the women he likes. Woohoo go Éamon. You're the boss
Man 1: You're being so cool right now Man 2: I must be an Éamon
Man 1: That describes it perfectly!