Eyes 

The thing you use to read the goddamn article before commenting on twitter

Maybe if you used your eyes to read the article you wouldn't have to see this image in your replies

Eyes by YaBoiFlyman November 4, 2020

Eyes 

The window to the soul

She had sexy eyes

Eyes by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020

Eyes 

The window to the soul also for seeing with

She had sexy eyes

Eyes by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020

Eyes 

The body part which we use to see things through.
👁v👁

mom: you may destroy your eyes if you watch too much of TV. you may turn the television off.

Eyes by mimiyoya<3 March 4, 2022

Eyes 

👁️👁️

Bill: Stop looking at me with those eyes you creep

Eyes by Nidardos RatOiler September 15, 2022

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts 

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Eyes on the prize dump 

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

Eyes on the prize dump by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014