Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

by guy that sat the IGCSE mocks April 15, 2009

Exploration

When two lovers feel extremely curious about the other's body, that they explore it in full extent. This "full extent" may include really any sexual act that is new and one is curious about exploring.
Note: During "exploration" the two involved may be considered "explorers"

"Did you have a good time last night? Do anything interesting?"
"Yeah, I went over to Roman's."
"And?"
"Let's just say he was really curious, and now I'm very sore from all of his explorations."

by NoahLover March 8, 2009

explamation

An exclamatory explanation of information.

"The oven is beeping because the cookies are done!", was her explamation.

by Kevin H and Heather S January 1, 2008

Expirationship

A relationship that has an expiry date due to one or both partners having to leave the country or general locality after a fixed period of time.

Yo dude, where's that chick Marie you was bangin'?

We had to break up, bro. Bitch done moved to Philly to study engineering. We agreed from the start that it would be an expirationship, yo.

by Gazzmatazz123 March 30, 2011

New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.

Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.

by Mk the Political Scientist March 3, 2011

NNN fail explanation

The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.

Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt

by Stop giving it the biggun November 12, 2019